Charlie meets Caeda *Vulgar Language*

Macmari: Caeda, Stewart
Lizyy: Charlie, Xiraph

Stewert is fighting a ghost.... And Charlie comes home to this.

Charlie:....what the fuck?

Charlie: -eating a raw steak-

Stewert: *dodging, not botheirng to attack somebody who he can't really hurt....*

Ghost lady: You are really really dodgy!

Charlie: havin' fun Stew?

Stewert: *dodges another attack* Yes, LOTS of fun. *sarcasm*

Charlie: -sits down and watches-

Ghost: *manages to hit him after a while.... gotta love human endurance*

Stewert: Damn it..... *shoots at her*

Charlie: -sighs- need help?

Stewert: That would be appreciated, yes.

Charlie: -hops in and starts fighting the ghost-

Ghost: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Great, another opponent. Hey, could you just sit there and watch?

Charlie: my Stew needed some assistance

Ghost: Well, he's gonna die one way or another. No use delaying it

Charlie: meh if you can't get past me he won't die

Ghost: Such naiivity..... How cute

Charlie: who are you anyway?

Ghost: My name is Caeda. Captain of the army of despair~

Charlie: aaand why are you here?

Caeda: I was sent to kill this guy. *points at Stewert* My master wishes him dead. *tone is very sweet and candy-coated*

Charlie:.....Caeda....ok first of all how the fuck did you come back to life?

Charlie: secondly, you are after a mere human? what sort of moron would fabricate that plan?

Caeda: First off, I'm a ghost. Second, most of the army concists of well...uh.... ghosts. Of humans. Human warriors, this guy is apparently really damn skilled.

Caeda: Either that, or his past life is worth something.

Caeda: I don't really know, but, it's probably one of those two.

Charlie: in his current life he isn't nearly well known as you were. I'm betting on a past life.

Caeda: Well, now that that's settled. Stand aside and make it easier for me, kay?

Charlie: it's cute that you remember me ^^ you must have a good memory. most humans forget things very easily. Awww how about no~ I'm having fun chatting with you again.

Caeda: Stand. Back. Charlie.

Charlie: ;"3 make me

Caeda: *sighs* I'd rather not.... *passes through him*

Stewert: *dodges yet ANOTHER attack*

Charlie: -turns around and jumps to block her attacks-

Caeda: Wow, fast, aren't you?

Caeda: *twirls her weapon, the sacred Wing Spear*

Charlie: you really think I can't hurt you don't you? -pouts- do you remember what my surname is?

Caeda: Lux, or light. And yeah, hurt me, have fun.

Caeda: *wicked, uncharacteristic smile* See how many attacks it takes~

Charlie: -coats his arms and fists with a light aura then goes to punch her- you really don't want to be doing this do you? -sigh-

What gives you that idea? *hurt by the punch, but, good enough of an actress to pretend she isn't*

Charlie: you're not a killer. -dodges an attack and goes to punch her again-

Caeda: We haven't talked lately, have we?

Charlie: obviously. so what happened to you?

Caeda: Nothing. And Everything.

Caeda: Let's just say Xiraph. He's the answer you're looking for~

Xiraph? hmm that name sounds oddly familiar...I haven't heard it recently though.

Caeda: ^^ My lord is pretty much the being of all death and corruption~

Charlie: so he brought you back to life and is manipulating you?

Charlie: -punches her again-

Caeda: *actually reacts this time, falling backwards*

Caeda: His actions in a nutshell.

Caeda: Worse than that, but, pretty much.

Stewert: ...... Xiraph is 'The Spirit Master' and in several stories, he is portrayed to be a god....

Caeda: He's no god, but, pretty damn close~

Charlie: so he is more than just stories...

Charlie: what would it take for you to leave Stew's house?

Stewert: Sever the chains on her....

Caeda: Ha ha ha, how cute~ That's not even POSSIBLE anymore, silly~~~

Stewert: How so?

Caeda: ^^ Well, since there was a sword made to do it, they were strengthened~

Stewert: ..... He doesn't take chances, does he....?

Caeda: Nope! And he's WAY too patient! ^^ Write your will, I'll give you time~

Charlie: I guess I have to search for them -grins and uses his light aura to form a dagger- let's find out how strong they are! -bends his knees a little and sprints to attack her with them-

Caeda: *fights right back, wing spear is good against near everything.... at least she doesn't get bonus damage on dragons?*

Charlie: -gets hit while getting close range, ignores it but has a visible cut on his side. He slices at her-

Oddly enough, barbed wire chains line her body now... one of them was severed, and it disolves

Charlie: oohh~ -goes after more chains-

Caeda: ....... *stops fighting him, not caring that the chains that are still on her are tightening*

Charlie: you're letting me win?

Caeda: Why the hell not? The chains are painful....

Charlie: so what happens to you if I cut all of them?

Caeda: I'll probably shatter into dust.

Charlie: -shrugs and cuts another one- though I want some information

Charlie! Don't cut all the chains! ... She's serious, her soul is in tatters.......

Charlie: if you are going to shatter you may as well open up

Caeda: (chuckle) Ask away~

Charlie: tell me about Xiraph

Caeda: He is an insane rapist who would fuck a chair. That and a sadistic bastard after power.

Charlie: -raises an eyebrow- sounds like someone else I killed

Caeda: Ooh! And a necrophiliac~ *proceeds to explain what a monster Xiraph is*

Stewert: ..... Yes.... the god of agony.... That's what he's supposed to be........

Caeda: Yep!

Charlie: I know I'm going to hear from him again -rolls eyes-

Caeda: Ha ha! Probably~~

Charlie: -cuts a couple more chains-

Stewert: Can you stop smiling?

Caeda: Hm?~ Why?~

Stewert: ...Because it's painful to watch....

Caeda: Wow. Thanks. Nice to know my smile is painful.

Stewert: It's so fake.... >.<

Charlie: oh Stew~ put someone in a lot of pain and smiling is actually sort of...well not abnormal. It's normal for humans to fake happieness

Charlie: it just goes to show how much agony the poor girl has probably endured.

Caeda: .........

Charlie: -shakes his head at Caeda- he is good at seeing fake expressions. needless to say he isn't fond of them.

Caeda: Observant?

Stewert: It's part of the profession.

Charlie: which we both know he is good at -slices one of the last chains-

Caeda: *vanishes, summoned back*

Charlie: Xiraph knows my location now -groans-

Stewert: .... Charlie..... Who was she?

Charlie: she was queen Altea. and before that the princess of Talys. Caeda is not a killer, she was forced into this. she would give all of her money to the poor if she could and she was known for helping people for no reason that would benefit herself.

Charlie: this....Xiraph...whatever his goal in going after you is, it is most likely connected to me. -sighs and smiles a little- basically I probably fucked up your life.

Stewert: ..... That.... was the benevolent queen of Altea....? The woman who the hero king Marth married....?

Stewert: And Charlie. There is LOTS of people after me. Xiraph is just another one to add to the list.

Charlie: oh good then you're used to this. and yes she was married to Marth.

Charlie: i know her because, shock, she helped me get out of a pickle once.

Stewert: So..... she helped you?

Charlie: yeah.

Stewert: Are you worried about her then?

Charlie: somewhat but i find it hard to care about humans that much.

Stewert: Hm.... I see. You seemed bothered by her actions though.

Charlie: i was >.> what can i do though? feeling bad won't change a thing. -finishes his steak-

Stewert: What bothered you in that fight exactly...?

Charlie: how changed she was.

Stewert: It's still unlike you, is there anything else?

Charlie: I'm worried about Xiraph to be honest. well not for his sake but for what he is doing.

Stewert: I can look more into it then.... Learning more about him may be useful...

Charlie: considering he is after you, most likely. -shifting uncomfortably-

Stewert: Well then. I'll get to studying. Also, Charlie, you have a boner in case you didn't notice.

Charlie: oh...oh no I noticed.

Charlie:...probably should go take care of that >.>;

Stewert: *goes to study*

Charlie:...-goes to his room-

In the meantime, the captain gets to see an unhappy master.... maybe it has something to do with her NOT FIGHTING THE ENEMY

Xiraph: -raises an eyebrow at her- explain yourself.

Caeda: What is there to explain?

Xiraph: you would have disintigrated had I not summoned you.

Caeda: Point being?

Caeda: I won't ever find peace anyway, why the would I not let him end my personal hell?

Xiraph: you had a chance had you followed my orders.

Caeda: Kill Stewert at all costs. By the way, it's mission failure, don't send another team though, I WILL kill him, honestly!

Caeda: Was that not my job? I really did try, My lord.

Xiraph: I am full aware that you can not defeat Lux. However, that is why I sent you there when I knew he wasn't around. You should have finished up with Stewart before Lux arrived.

Caeda: He's dodgy!

Caeda: I can't kill a guy I can't hit! -.-

Xiraph: so find a way to defeat an opponent adept at dodging! -furious-

Caeda: Well SOOOOOOOOOO sorry, your magesty!

Caeda: Want your dinner served on a golden platter with rose petals too now?

Xiraph: Take back-up next time. Take the strongest we have. And...yes actually, I do ^u^

Caeda: ........................................................

Xiraph: -leans close to her face- you, my dear, have work to do. I suggest you hop to it.

Caeda: Yes My lord..... *heavy sigh*